Education Satire Pillows

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'

Ethics exam cheater.

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"...And you get hazardous pay for study hall periods."

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

'Think Basics.'

"You have to not only show your answer, you have to show how you got your answer."

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'It's the new guidance counselor. He's lost.'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'