Education Reform Mugs

"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."

"I got an 'A' star in limited prospects."

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

"Yours lacks focus."

"The University has to stop regarding students as empty vessels desperate to be filled with the fruits of human learning... and more as potential profit centres."

Ohio School Shootings: 'Thanks for your help.'

Teachers and Guns

'That your first Molotov cocktail?'

'' I'm more surprised so many were out of bed...''

"Don't you see? When everybody's stupid - nobody's stupid."

Elections in German - If 'The Greens' come to power. . .

Coronavirus Impact on Children

ESSA Disaggregate Statistics

"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"

Arming teachers is a dumb idea...

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Less Than Zero

Shut Up and Raise Your Own Taxes

'Class, due to the back to basics movement, we're going to learn how to start fires by rubbing sticks and how to hunt mammoths.'

Department of ReEducation

"If we defund schools, will my grades go away?"

"No way am I doing maths for another seven years!"

End Gun Violence

Trump University Reunion

The Long and Noble Struggle for States' Rights

Sleep In

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'What's play?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Budget

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"