Education Professor T-Shirts

UK Censors Office...

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lynching on social media

Hate Platforms

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Ethics exam cheater.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"