Education Humorist Prints

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

'I was held back.'

"Today our teacher gave everyone lifetime achievement awards."

A student writes on the blackboard in very bad handwriting - 'Johnny, if you don't improve your handwriting... there's a good chance you'll become a doctor!'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

'We're a very exclusive private school. Your son will be our only student.'

'I don't care what your stars say about your prospects - I'm not giving you the Head of Department job!'

In his high school biology class young Frankenstein would often conduct experiments using dissected frog parts.

'Frankenstein Jnr! A word, if you please!'

'I've eaten so much homework in my day, I've got a pedigree, a high school degree, and a PhD.'

'I can't believe you flunked a history test about me!'

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

"Most of you won't know what this is. It's a blackboard."

A cat's view of USA history.

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

"It's so obvious! So who are you going to believe? Your own two eyes or some old teacher?"

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

"They're purring."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'My dog WON'T eat my homework.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Please Miss, AI ate my homework."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

A Head Lion

Exam Room Bribes.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

The Principal of Inertia.

'What counts for more here -- style or substance?'

'15 dufus.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Miss Myers! - Billy ate all my paste!'

'This book report is poorly written. Add some color and clip art, then resubmit it.'