Education Fundraiser Mugs

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"We only got six days of funding."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"What are we doing wrong?"

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Professional Fund Riasers

'Profit or non-profit?'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

Appeals

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

"I am not a candidate. Just ask my campaign manager, press aides and fund raisers."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

Parents teacher conference.