Education Escapist Pillows

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'I have to stay in school till I'm 18? -- Is there any chance of a buyout?'

"You know what school needs? - A fast forward button!"

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'My teacher and my computer were both down today.'

'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'

'I'm planning to quit school after grade 6 before all the best jobs in video game design are taken.'

"He had just paid off his student loan."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

Ethics exam cheater.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

Rising Gas Prices

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'