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'My teacher says I'm an underachiever, but I think she's an overexpecter.'

Education Act of 1870 - Quarrelling

'Don't blame me. Blame the on-going crisis in education.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

Verbal Orders

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Global warming debate.

The last word.

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Approved Debate Questions

Yellow Vests

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.