Education Advancement Prints

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

A Puppet Named Juan

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hate Platforms

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Ethics exam cheater.

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Killer Executive Suits.

In basket-case.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Computer Room.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."