Edu-tainment Seeker Mugs

"What's the point of algebra?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Three more years of high school."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

U of Debt

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

Lessons in Prehistory.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."