Ed Sheeran Enthusiast Mugs

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

Mario Draghi

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

Baby Bear.

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

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