Ecumenism Mugs

'As you know, this church has earned a reputation for pushing the oecumenical envelope!'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

The ten ammendments

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

Ding and Dong.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

Money or no money, root of all evil?

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

You are what you collect.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

Soto

'My sermon's written except for the lead-ins to the commercials where I remind them they're all going straight to hell!'

1999 Influenza Chic.

"Just because the preacher is from Alabama doesn't mean he's speaking in tongues."

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

Clearance.

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"