Ecosystems Mugs

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Rain Gauge for Sale (hardly used).

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'Horse checks King!' 'Got the wrong ecosystem,pal'

"Becoming the frog king doesn't mean as much now that everyone else is extinct."

'You're arrogant!'

Smooth Newt

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Biodiversity

"Darling, darling! Termites have found their ways into our food reserves!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Come, come, let's not dwell on who ears whom!"

'Who eats Irish slugs, if there aren't any snakes?'

Cycle of Death and Life.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'What? - I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'I hate you spider.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I always said there should be some limit to biodiversity.'

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

No Mow May

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The circle is complete!'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'