Ecosystem Sustainability Pillows

"They'd better not have done anything to my whales."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

View to the Future

"I love you too, big guy."