Economy Watchdog Prints

Shrinkflation

"The government turned the economy around today, and ran the rest of the country off the road."

Gas Station: This sale - Way Too Much.

'Yes, we might make stupid loans to countries that hate us, but we can't loan money to U.S. citizens like you!'

Tax Payers.

Gas: If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

The day the stock market went UP.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Police Statetion

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Tempest in a Teapot

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Bush farewell.

Legalish

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty