Economy Watch Mugs

'No, anabolic steroids won't keep you in the workforce longer, to make up for your 401k losses.'

'Price of food up again.' 'Yes 10p a pint.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The day the stock market went UP.

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

World Financial Mafia

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

Exchange Rate.

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Euro against the Dollar.

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

Pundits

Money down the drain.

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

'So, who's first?'

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

Jobs for graduates