Economy Watch Mugs

'No, anabolic steroids won't keep you in the workforce longer, to make up for your 401k losses.'

'Price of food up again.' 'Yes 10p a pint.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The day the stock market went UP.

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

Exchange Rate.

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

World Financial Mafia

Euro against the Dollar.

'Get out there and keep your job!'

V-O Day

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

The American Nightmare.

Pundits

Money down the drain.

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"

'So, who's first?'

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."