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"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

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'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

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"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

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'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

Recession

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'