Economics Humor Lover Prints

'And now, Dr. Wagner and Dr. Avery will demonstrate, through interpretive dance, how inflation in developing nations impacts the formation of global monetary policies!'

'Put your money in a blind trust.'

'They all said Goliath was too big to fail.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

Trickledown economics

Office of economic forecasting.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

'We buy and sell them.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'It's a bill collector!'

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

Government Handouts.