Economical Genius Pillows

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

The United States' economy deflating.

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

A collective sigh of relief.

Money down the drain.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

'As a rationalization specialist I actually have a concept to cut our deficit quickly and effectively - Just do a head stand'!

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

'Who knew this whole capitalist system was a bubble!'

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

"Be confident. Don't let others determine your value."

God throwing books down to earth entitled "The Coming Recession".

A chill wind is blowing...

"Dear economists, we need a decision!"

Rural sector feeding the banks money.

You can make a quick profit on that one, if you don't mind holding it for a couple of years

Big Deal/Done Deal.

'I can't understand why nobody ever goes wit my investment ideas.'

Deal-Maker Trump

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'In this economy, I don't say anything without first saying, in this economy...'