Economic Whiz Mugs

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'Just between you and me, we were counting on a big stock market rally, so Wall Street could bail out the government.'

'No, we aren't hiring, we just need help.'

Deal-Maker Trump

Vince Cable

"They're putting guard rails around the ledges. Looks like a good time to sell."

"When it comes to the economy I may be illiterate, but I can still read between the lines."

The day the stock market went UP.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"What's a debenture?"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Soaring Profits

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Dow Jones drop

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Money exchange

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'