Economic Warrior Mugs

America's Biggest Export...

Safety Thing.

Pushing sales in difficult times

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'Have you been reading the financial pages again?'

Pensioner Poverty.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

For sale

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

"We got the cactus account!"

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

Sad businessman with sinking profits

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'