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It's more insolvent abuse from an unpaid creditor.'

Light at the end of the tunnel

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

The economy.

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Computer Expert

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Everything's gone up."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.