Economic Risk Taker T-Shirts

"I know I'm supposed to buy stocks when there's blood in the streets--but how about when there's phlegm?"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Pilot with champagne.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

On the brink.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

End the Winter Blues

"Marco ..."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Breakthrough

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'