Economic Guru Mugs

'I'm too tired to hear the whole story. Who wins, the bear or the bull?'

Will explain the Fed's next move - $25.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'With China's growing influence in the world, we need someone to learn all of her languages and dialects by next year.'

'The government released no economic date today...and stocks rose on the notion that 'no news is good news'.'

"Be confident. Don't let others determine your value."

Money down the drain.

"Apparently it's called Budget Crunch because it 'falls short of your minimum daily requirements.'"

'In this economy, I don't say anything without first saying, in this economy...'

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

Rent - An - Economist: 'Don't panic, Mr Lacy! We have a Keynesian on the way.'

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

A collective sigh of relief.

Someone Suggests We Raise Taxes...

A chill wind is blowing...

'What do you recommend for someone who missed the dot-com boom but won't miss the social security bust?'

Black Friday

'But... but... everything is... up... in... the air...'

'Business is like a car. It won't run by itself. Except downhill.'

'Bernanke of the Fed offered these reassuring words on the stock market 'The sun will rise tomorrow'.'

'When the economy goes bad, small business takes a bath, while big business gets a Jacuzzi!'

'I must say, that was quite a tweak you came up with.'

Rural sector feeding the banks money.

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

God throwing books down to earth entitled "The Coming Recession".

Fiscal Cliff.

Mega Brokers - StockPawn.

'My dad is a bailiff!'

Reference and Economic Reference.

Paradigm Suicide

"Dear economists, we need a decision!"

"Perhaps you should limit yourself to one Krugman column a week."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'