Economic Free Spirit Pillows

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I gotta be me!"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Man showing in the rain.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Privates Beach"

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Inflating Boobs.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"