Economic Escapism Pillows

Gas prices: you won't want to know.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Desert Island BBQ

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Rising Gas Prices

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Young Houdini

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"I took something for my headache. I took my boss to the airport."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"I've thought of someone to blame."

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

How will this impact me?

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'