Economic Equilibrium Seeker Gifts

Core Business.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Economy

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

"Everything's gone up."

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

Economy.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Long and Short term investments.

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

Cheap Labour Countries.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.