Economic Entanglement Enthusiast Gifts

US economy chained to China

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Annual profits,

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

G7 Summit Concern

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

The Greek Trampoline

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

"I don't like the look of this."

Out.