Economic Downturn Deflector Mugs

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Mario Draghi

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'I've been sent by the board to ask if you'd be willing to cut your symbolic one dollar a year salary to fifty cents.'

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

'How long's he been out there?'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

Didn't know as much about the market as I thought I did.

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale."

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

"Perkins, sometimes consistency is not a virtue."

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'What gives you the idea we're on a sinking ship?'

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'If the market should go down really deep, I'll be well prepared!'

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

Business jargon : 'significant negative growth' translated into : 'we are dead broke !'