Economic Diviner T-Shirts

"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Economy

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Everything's gone up."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Wealth Juggler.