Economic Debate Enthusiasts Pillows

Now You See It. . . Now You Don't. . .

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Beware of stimulus plans.

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

Adam Smith

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

'What's that? None of our creditors will lend us money? Then call Google ... ask them!!

"Thank god it wasn't a mega budget."

'Old money meet new credit card debt.'

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

James Freeman

Megacorp HQ. He just found out about trickle-down economics, and he's trying to figure out to plug the leak.

Think Tank, we are looking to hire 'free thinkers' because our budget has been cut.

"I totally agree with you about capitalism, neo-colonialism, and globalization, but you really come down too hard on shopping."

Psst, sir. Want an extra kick with your morning coffee? Sure, like more caffeine? Like a little wake-up. Huh? The top 10% of American families get nearly 70% of all income, compared to 1980 when they got a third. I'm talkin' 'bout the income gap! Not bad. Does this come with chocolate syrup.

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

Employment Agency - Closed.