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'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'I think we're going to have to add another storey downstairs...'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'Until this economy thing straightens out, you'll be working out of your car.'

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

'Excuse me, sir, I know you didn't get your bonus, your house is mortgaged to the hilt, you have two kids in college, your employer is facing bankruptcy and . . .'

Recession tips : think positively, remember the sky is not falling.

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

'Personally, I thin the downsizing went too far.'

Nation of Has-Beens (and Never-Will-Bes)

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Wal-Mart Bank of Canada.

'Since I lost my shirt on the stock market, I now only accept strong currency or gold bullion.'

'Sales of new homes are plummeting. I suggest we build old homes.'

"What do you want to mention first, the senior defections, the profits warning or the aborted takeover talks?"

'The way things are going in the building trade we are never going to be part of a demolition project in our life time.'

I need your help to hide a lot of money I just, um, came into. I'm sorry

'I'm sorry, Rendleman - But in this economy we just can't justify a company poet.'

"Habits like insider-trading die hard with Mr. Bradby"

Repent! End of World is Near!. . . Wait for World's End at Joe's Bar & Grill.

The Big Economic Fix Is On: All the so-called safety nets will be as useless as a hard hat in a crowbar storm.

'All that talk about the stock market crisis... There must be more in it than we thought, Janet...'

"I wanted to pay my tax with a smile...but the inland revenue insisted I gave them cash."

'We've experienced something of a recession, Mr. Bosworth, but it seems to have bottomed out.'

'Sorry to be the one to tell you, Skidmore, but that 10 million dollar bonus we paid you last month was a computer error. We'll expect you back at work on the loading dock early monday morning.'

'Hey who approved all this stimulus money for basketball arenas.'

'So, how big was your 'Bail-Out' bonus?'

Dracula is refused a loan from the Blood Bank 'Your credit rating is terrible!'