Economic Consultant Mugs

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'That's it! That's the chart we've been looking for.'

'And these are the projections if we stop doing silly things like paying the employees.'

'You're a bond trader? Don't worry, there's a new drug to treat interest rate sensitivity.'

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

Sales company

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Rent - An - Economist: 'Don't panic, Mr Lacy! We have a Keynesian on the way.'

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

"Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

The worst is over...the worst is yet to come.

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

'Our revised plan is to inject live stem cells into the economy to make it grow.'

"The new technology means we can watch our shares fall on four different continents."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'