Economic Analyst Wannabe Mugs

'He's been taking financial advice...'

Economic Pain Killers

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

In and Out Sourced.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

Viva Belarus!

COVID-19 Stops Economy

Out of control

Alms Bank

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Eurobonds Explained.

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"Sir, your greed is showing."