Economic Aficionado Mugs

Business News.

'I'm tired of foreign policy -- I think I'll go interfere in the economy for awhile.'

'We need to encourage growth in the private sector to generate the taxes that provide the revenue for us to fund the NHS to resist the inroads of the private sector.'

Hey, This Way - the booming economy - good times...

The Greek Prisoners

Zorba the Greek: Beware Bankers Bearing Gifts

"We call it a 'correction' due to out puritanical history of punishing fun."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"What's a debenture?"

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Will work for ETFs

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Watering Money

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!