Economic Affairs Geek Pillows

'Coming up next...Hank Paulson with a pledge drive from the U.S. treasury...'

Mario Draghi

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'They don't want to destroy us. They want to cause just enough damage to lower our bond rating.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

News on TV: 'At last, some good news from Iraq...Saddam's chamber of torture is being converted into a chamber of commerce.'

The Euro.

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Euro against the Dollar.

Exchange Rate.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Trump Tariffs

Obama punishing Assad

Offshore tax havens.

Federal Guidelines

John Maynard Keynes

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

Aleppo vs. Russia

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

Famous Pieces of Paper

Sold in May and went away.

Helms Burton Title III

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

"What about me?"

Burying the truth

'If there's going to be a double dip, who's joining me in the pub?'

"Come back here you slippery rascal...I can spend that money better than you!"

Bank of England Base Rates.

World Cop.

"I feel bad - we're growing."

Squeeze on Public Spending.