Economic Adapters Mugs

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Beware of stimulus plans.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Stay the Course.

The following budget summary may upset those of a nervous disposition.

Euro Discobolus

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

The New A*****e

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'