Ecologist At Heart T-Shirts

"I am the chosen one!"

Stick insects in the Tunnel of Love.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'The circle is complete!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

God's Subcontractors

'Echo Tourism'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Bees SOS

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Author's Bio-diversity.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."