Eco-warrior With Humor Mugs

"Quick - diversify into boats!"

Cactus Huggers

'You idiot, that was our only chance of getting a message out to someone.'

Ventriloquist's Gottle Gank

Packaging Russian Dolls

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Trump to Build Wall

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Food Chain Gang

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

'I'm afraid CO2 emissions are prohibited.'

Save the Files on the Cloud.

"...We could be talking waterfront here!"

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

If the Moses story happened today...