Eco-saver Mugs

"I can't believe the cost of fuel! I save gas by car pooling. I drove my car into a pool. Now I walk!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

The New Normal

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

A collective sigh of relief.

A gap between the solar panels

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Hope...

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Electricity Bills

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'