Eco-saver Mugs

"I can't believe the cost of fuel! I save gas by car pooling. I drove my car into a pool. Now I walk!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

The New Normal

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

A collective sigh of relief.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

A gap between the solar panels

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Hope...

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Electricity Bills

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'