Eco Manifester Mugs

As the Pro Environment Candidate, I promise to SLOW the rate we're destroying the planet.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

"I love you too, big guy."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Insect extinction

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Water company bonus.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Climate Change

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"I can see our house from here."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

COP29