Eco Manifester Mugs

As the Pro Environment Candidate, I promise to SLOW the rate we're destroying the planet.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

View to the Future

"I love you too, big guy."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Insect extinction

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Water company bonus.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Climate Change

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

COP29

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."