Eco-friendly Writer Mugs

Please use both sides of the paper.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

God's Subcontractors

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"I think we have run out of time..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Climate Change

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."