Eco-friendly Magician Mugs

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

'New normal' family life

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VII

I brake for worms

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

"It flies perfectly. The problem is that it doesn't sweep."

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

Strimmer (weed whacker) starts to lift off.

Lunar Powered Broomstick

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

Cut out and keep your own Witch.

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

Voodoo

'Flower and water'

"Don't overfeed it!"

Oil of Frackenstein

Maid disposes of dirt from vacuum under the rug.

'And a piece of algae for Omega 3.'

"I used to be proud of saving gas by riding my broom more, then the gas prices dropped."