Eco-friendly Finance Enthusiast Prints

'Your goal was a portfolio that's environmentally friendly! All you worthless stock certificate can now be used as mulch.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Sale! Weed Whackers

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Money Plant.

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

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Tempest in a Teapot