Eco-friendly Finance Enthusiast Prints

'Your goal was a portfolio that's environmentally friendly! All you worthless stock certificate can now be used as mulch.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Money Plant.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.