Eco-friendly Entrepreneur Mugs

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Modern kite for wind energy.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Still, there's a lot of money to be made.'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

"I suppose it's too late to start testing on animals?"

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

We were tanking until we used organic lemons, declared ourselves a Green Enterprise Zone, and got a $30 million grant from the government.

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"Woo-hoo!"

'Styrofoam.'

Tree with Drain Pipe

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"