Eco-friendly Cleaning Pillows

"We can have a greener home...if we clean all surfaces with white vinegar!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't spark joy."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Works every time.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'