Eco-friendly Cleaning Pillows

"We can have a greener home...if we clean all surfaces with white vinegar!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The Environmentalist

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

The Missing Sock Returns

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"I didn't spark joy."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Works every time.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"