Eco-friendly Architect Prints

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'We unknowingly built the house in the middle of the western swamp turtle's migration route and we're required to allow them unobstructed access.'

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.

The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

Only 85 Chopping Days to Christmas...

These cities aren't going to reimagine themselves.

Talking christmas tree

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

Salvador Dali Memorial Playground

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"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

Gas Vs. Electric

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

Antique's store is a front for the city dump.

Reclaimed goods

I've gone one better!

"Why'd they have to be ecologically progressive in front of the skyline?"

"You pretend you're Mummy pretending she's got a headache and I'll pretend I'm Daddy pretending he's being sympathetic."

Green industries

'I'm thinking after I build the dam I'll build a clubhouse and open a 18-hole golf course,and...'

When architects fall out.

"Hey mister! Maybe if you put cards in your tires people could hear you coming!"

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