Eco-friendly Activities Mugs

I thought you ordered the barrels.

It's not worth planting a veggie garden at school. Only lettuce and radishes will be ready by vacation. How do you know? Eco Club. Everyone knows that tomatoes and beans aren't ripe 'til July. That's news to me. Me too! Maybe it is worth it. When do frozen peas ripen?

Rising fuel costs had lead Bob to make drastic modifications to his vehicle.

"What's it call when you neutralize the effect of your personal greenhouse gas emissions, so that your personal activities no longer contribute to the dangers of global warming?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I love you too, big guy."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

God's Subcontractors

Touring Cyclist

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'I blame global warming!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Just Stop Boil

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Steamed vegetables."