Eco-experimenter Mugs

More sugar please!

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Before/After

Jazz is Invented

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Could you keep still?"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

There is No Planet C

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Cursing Scientist.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

The Scenic Route

Psych 101 Frog Lab