Eco-critic Pillows

"Don’t you just hate that ‘Greener-than-thou’ attitude?"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Big oil.

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

'They're trying to stop us being irresponsible bastards!'

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

Flowers of Pollution

'Nice Shooting.'

Fake ecologist

"Although not an unqualified success the climate summit has pointed us in the right direction..."

Polelitically Incorrect

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

Pat Buchanan - Political Commentator.

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

Where there's pollution there's money