Eco-consciousness Prints

'We think it's only fitting that second marriage licenses be printed on recycled paper.'

Unbottled water is for sale next to bottled water in supermarket aisle.

Hear No Climate Change, See No Climate Change, and Speak No Climate Change.

'Sorry, it's because of Global warming - you want a dessert and get a desert!'

Meanwhile, in China. . .Pollution.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Farm Fresh - last chance before we switch to biofuel crops.

"They say it's wise use."

'There, a tree! Now let's hear the environment people complain.'

Firewood for Sale

Climate Change = Do Scenario

"I haven't eaten in three weeks. This must be a 'No fly zone'."

How to save the Planet...

"So dad, how much pollution are you allowed to make?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"I've flown this migration route for years now: it is scary to see the year on year damage humans inflict on the land..."

COP26

Oil

"I don't know about you, but I'm getting that globally warm and fuzzy feeling."

Hottest temperatures on record.

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

Bottled water plant gets delivery of treated sewage.

Nuclear Sunset.

"... and that it's hypocritical to blame BP when it's us and our lazy, gluttonous lifestyle that perpetuate the destruction of an innocent planet. That's what I learned in school today!"

Failed Suicide

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

'Ozonhole!'

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

New beef Chart.

'Civilisation!' (pointing to rubbish floating in the sea).

Anyone have any suggestions for this year's eco club project? I think we sho - Excuse me, but underclassmen should conserve their breath until recognized. Wow. An ecological shutdown. I'll say. It was totally biodegrading.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"I should tell you, heat waves are to be expected."

Climate Change Action

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."